today in class this guy stole my paper and i just randomly shouted “I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN” and he said “Do they have to be born?” and i just sat down because that was a hella good comeback
WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SCREAMING I TRIED TO THREATEN THIS GUY AND HE TURNED IT INTO A BLOW JOB REFERENCE YOU GUYS BETTER BE FUCKING LAUGHING
Required by law to re-blog this.
If they aren’t your brotp, you’re wrong.
She knows nothing, i envy her
my friend is watching sherlock for the first time and sending me her reactions.. she has no idea whats shes in for… I will keep you posted.
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